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Sturdy Wooden Bed – Built Tough Like Granny’s Nokia 3310!
This bed is solid wood, old-school style, and tougher than a Nokia 3310. Yes, it has a few scratches, but that just proves it survived generations of good sleep and bad dreams.
✔️ No wobbling – Built like it was made for Hurricane Season!
✔️ Classic design – It’s “vintage,” not old—like fine white rum.
✔️ Still comfy – Just add a mattress and sleep like a baby (or like a man dodging rent).
Serious buyers only—or best offer before mi granny decide fi keep it fi “sentimental reasons.”